I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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