He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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