on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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