You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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