I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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