I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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