belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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