i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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