found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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