You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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