apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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