Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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