i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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