ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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