ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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