at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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