so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The Olympian is in my bed
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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