Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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