I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize