how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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