somebody snuck up and got me drunk
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize