Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
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just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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