I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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