It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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