Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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