Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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