if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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