i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Drunk is not a location!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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