I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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