two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Help. Why am I so naked?
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