is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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