So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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