we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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