even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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