the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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