she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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