dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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