And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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