No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water