when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Apple has a Lot to Explain to iPhone X Customers
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.