Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.