apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she peed on how many people?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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