i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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