ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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