I wannas sexs uuuuu
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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