I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
