"it" just moved
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
where are my eyebrows?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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