I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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