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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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