quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
ttyl tear gas
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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