Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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