That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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