Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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