I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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