You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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