i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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